watery thoughts

Today is a very big day. In serious terms, we are contesting the unrecognized introductory level at Fair Hill's July Starter Trial. This is a very big deal. Huge.

Of course, nobody knew training a horse for cross country could be so hard - nobody knew that water (which we will see today at Fair Hill, and it's a wonderful water - a beautiful water) would be so complicated! 

But I've got a plan. And let me tell you - it's a very good plan. Maybe the best plan there's ever been, but you know we won't talk about that. We don't like to brag. 

We've got some very good people too - really, a terrific group of people. You've never seen a group of people this great! They won't be weak on water - no, they're very tough.

Allison and Michele will be there competing with Dino and Remus, perspectively. And they are very qualified, let me tell you.

And Austen and Megan, who get very good ratings, ratings through the roof!, might make a surprise appearance too. But you'll see - it'll be a surprise.

Charlie and I have had tremendous success already - have you seen it? We've had tremendous success. But we don't talk about it. Even tho we've got the biggest audience in history now - bigger than any other horse blog. It's true.

Those so-called jump judges treat us so unfairly tho. You've never seen anything like it! Never, in the history of unrecognized eventing, has anybody been treated as unfairly as me and Charlie about the water. SAD.

Honestly, I thought it would be easier.

I'd give us an A, tho. Charlie's doing a good job, an excellent job. Despite such terrible, negative covfefe.

Fortunately I've got this blog so I can talk directly to the people, without having to deal with such unfair, (and un-elected!) jump judges. Really, they're a total disaster! Out of control!

If you think about it - we've done more in the first 9 months than maybe any other OTTB or horse trainer ever. EVER. If I'm being honest, it's very impressive.

I really just see the bigness of it all.

There's going to be so much winning tho. We're going to win so much you're going to be so sick and tired of winning.

It's going to be amazing.

#MEGA