Isabel wants noms
peppermints carrots cookies
anything will do
over confident
we careen toward the rolltop
this will end badly
all a DQ needs:
bling brow bands and shiny boots
dressage nirvana
cross country for days
stadium like no big deal
dressage tho? just no.
that jump looks giant
take a couple steps backward
nope still humongous
that jump's too scary
oh but 12 year olds do it?
still not trying it
one stupid misstep
poof: season's over early
isabel approves
my leg is broken
did baby race horse do it?
nope i just fell down
gonna NAIL this course!!
oops too long; damn now too deep!
oh well, just 3 rails....
give take, squeeze release
quiet communication
haha just kidding
curried, clipped and combed
horse is groomed to perfection
commence mud rolling
ugly fetlocks and
a terrible parrot mouth
can't stop Bali's cute
just me and my horse
and ill-advised adventures
someone hold my beer
ditches eat horses
the water's filled with gators
why do i event?!?
These are awesome!!! Absolutely love them! My favorite is the gonna nail this course one. - Kathryn from incidents of guidance
ReplyDeleteThese are great!
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome!
ReplyDeleteBravo! Those are hilarious!! I'm so impressed by everyone's haikus!!
ReplyDeleteThese made me LOL! You're great! The one that ends 'someone hold my beer' is my favorite!
ReplyDelete"just me and my horse
ReplyDeleteand ill-advised adventures
someone hold my beer"
MY FAVORITE!
Mine too! That, and dressage nirvana!
DeleteBahaha, I love these. 'Over confident' and 'that jump looks giant' are my favorites!
ReplyDeleteVery nice hahah this made me miss my language arts classes back in grade school
ReplyDeleteSo good! lol :)
ReplyDeleteLove love love these!
ReplyDeleteThe pics are great! 6 is my fav.
I think you should do these at least once a week/month.
hehehe awesome!! LOVE the pic series of Isabelle over the ditch!
ReplyDeleteHaha well done!
ReplyDeleteOMG I love these. ALL OF THEM. I think you need t-shirts with these on them! Seriously. Put the eventer ones together and make a pattern of haikus, same with dressage. I'd buy one!
ReplyDeleteI second this comment haha!
Delete"This will end badly" lolz. These are great!
ReplyDeleteEveryone of these is great!!
ReplyDeleteThese are the best! Cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteSo funny!
ReplyDeleteNot a bad one on here. You are talented. I bow.
ReplyDeleteI cannot stop laughing. I love them all!
ReplyDeleteThese are my favorite ones so far!!
ReplyDeleteHi Emma! I can't find a contact for you (and somehow we're not facebook friends?). If you're seriously interested in the ps dressage bridle, email me at sprinklerbandits at g mail dot com. Thanks!
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