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Saturday, March 8, 2025

on saturdays we wear braids

Happy weekend, y’all! It’s been a quiet one around these parts since I opted to just give Doozy a full week off post vet visit. Lots of grooming and snacks and…. that’s about it lol. 

But I did finally sit on her again yesterday for a very light ride, chaperoned by a nice steady mare, and Doozy felt fantastic! Here’s hoping we can just ease back into it over the next week or so, maybe test out some little jompies etc… We’ll see!

always with the side eye
In the meantime, tho, I figured we were due for a little hilarity practice. Specifically: braid practice. Bc. Uh. Well I probably haven’t braided a mane in 5 years… And wasn’t exactly what you would consider “good” at it back then anyway. 

#SadMareDiaries
And let’s not even get into the whole relationship between tidy mane keeping habits and easy braids, m’kay?? lol…. Bc… Well. Ahem. We really don’t have much at all going for us in that regard either!

But. Eh. What the hell, let’s give it a go. Complete with pictures that absolutely do not do the devastation justice…

Step 1: Gather the materials!
Pro tip: Your sensitive mare may require preliminary examination of any new products.

Step 2: We totally got this. There’s the clippy thing doing clippy things, and we have a proper comb to measure the appropriate section of hair. Check and check!

Step 3: We have achieved yarn in braid, go team!

Step….. Oh Dear: That knot might be more yarn than hair, ngl :(

Step The Next: OK, Rally, Y’all! We got another yarned braid! This time with more sauce!! Braid spray is our friend.

Step Ahead: Second attempt is vaguely more button-ish looking?

Step E for Effort: Ok we went back and redid the first (left side) braid and that one looks more-ish normal-ish-ish. Just ignore all the crazy flyaways pls.

Step … Success?: That last one on the far right looks baaaaaasically like what I’m trying to achieve here? Ish?

Closer look at it. Passable?? Mebbe??
Idk if the hair is really long enough for the Dutch braid look I was going for… But adding a lot (like a LOT a lot) more braid spray and using slightly narrower chunks seemed to produce better outcomes.

Last Step: Take more time trying to get all those knots out of there than it even took getting in LOL

poor suffering mare!
Idk. There was a time in my life (cough cough like 30 years ago…) when I could make some pretty fancy macrame friendship bracelets lol. And the few times I braided Charlie turned out decently well. 

All the same, tho, I might need a little more practice to knock all that rust off! Sorry Dooz, but part of the job of helping me learn and advance my skills includes… random shit like this too

Anyone else out there taking advantage of the budding spring to work on spiffing up grooming and show prep skills? 


10 comments:

  1. I need to do this this week before going to Carolina!! I haven't braided BB before, I'm hoping it goes smoothly. At least his neck is shorter than Ben's 😂

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    1. lol i hope it goes better for you than my pics above haha(sob)

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  2. Fifty foot rule! It only has to look good from that distance😂

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  3. One thing I love about having baroque horses is being able to do a running braid. I remember doing the hunter braids.

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    1. Dude sometimes I reeeeeally miss Isabel’s natural mane LOL! I used to braid it for literally every ride. Tho luckily I don’t have to do those teeny tiny hunter braids for eventing, we can get away with chunky buttons at least!

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  4. We're just back from Horse of the Year so I have braids on my mind, lol. Yours are perfectly fine for dressage/eventing!! (I've seen MUCH worse in the dressage arena and nobody cared!) There's two little tips you can use to make them a little tighter/rounder if you like---first, use your comb to make the partings so that they're *super* clear down to the skin, and secondly, pull each section really tight when you make the initial braid. Make sure you pull each section upward instead of downward so it doesn't pull too much on the skin and annoy the horse. I tie each one with a little elastic band and roll it up before I sew it in bc it's less fiddly and I have butterfingers, but the pros do it like you did!

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  5. Loool, I laughed my way through this post, thank you! #TeamRoach

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  6. Quick Knots are life, you will never go back!

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  7. I think you're doing just fine! The mane's a little too short, so with some more length you'll have an easier time. Also grab some yarn that's closer to her mane color and you won't notice it so much.

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