Tuesday, May 24, 2016

a very long-suffering mare's perspective

So Isabel would like to set the record straight. She would like you to know that showing with me is truly a traumatic experience.

The things she endures... really, the poor Princess - she has it quite rough. Having to tolerate sharing her refined air with the likes of uncouth Wick. Being seen in public with the rest of us unwashed masses. Exposing herself to the indignities of a stock trailer.

Really, it's no wonder she doesn't always want to play along! She's got a reputation to protect, after all!

"Hey guys? Um GUYS. He is touching meeeeeeeee. Halp!!!! Stranger Danger!!!!!!" - Isabel

"this is not the champagne i ordered"

"ugh, PBR?!? peasants....."

"I FIND THIS OFFENSIVE TO MY REFINED TASTES!!"

"maybe if I whinny into this small device she's always sticking in my face, maybe somebody will come rescue me? Or at least buy me a halter that fits?!?"

"This is such an embarrassment - must hide my head in shame!!"
"Oooh but damn it smells good in here!"
("Grazing is so plebeian anyway....")

29 comments:

  1. lol way to keep the laughs rolling!

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    1. ha yea... sometimes laughter is really the best choice...

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    2. Or burgers with grilled cheeses instead of buns. ;)

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    3. YASSSS. i still have more in my fridge. need NOW. haha

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  2. hehe poor Isabelle...its so rough being her!

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  3. Izzy and Miles should complain together! LOL

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    1. haha i suspect she would love that! (secretly tho, bc expressing enjoyment is simply not done)

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  4. HAHA her head in that bag. she always looks so hilariously put upon.

    next time ill bring her some champagne, that might be more to her refined tastes.

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    1. she is horribly put upon, the tortured soul! and yes - def bring the bubbly next time lol

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    1. aaaaaaaaand just like that, i feel a series coming on

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    2. PLEASE do! OMG that would be brilliant.

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    3. lolz. the ideas. they are happening!

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    1. she really puts up with so much haha

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  7. Isabel looks in the trash can....wick looks in the trash can......Dan......looks in the trash can......🤔

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    1. hahaha mayyyyyybe my favorite moment of the weekend.... lolz. monkey see, monkey do!! ;P

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  8. It's really disgraceful what Isabel has to put up with!

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    1. truly. it's practically scandalous

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  9. Bahahah.
    Red mares are the best.

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