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Tuesday, May 24, 2016

a very long-suffering mare's perspective

So Isabel would like to set the record straight. She would like you to know that showing with me is truly a traumatic experience.

The things she endures... really, the poor Princess - she has it quite rough. Having to tolerate sharing her refined air with the likes of uncouth Wick. Being seen in public with the rest of us unwashed masses. Exposing herself to the indignities of a stock trailer.

Really, it's no wonder she doesn't always want to play along! She's got a reputation to protect, after all!

"Hey guys? Um GUYS. He is touching meeeeeeeee. Halp!!!! Stranger Danger!!!!!!" - Isabel

"this is not the champagne i ordered"

"ugh, PBR?!? peasants....."

"I FIND THIS OFFENSIVE TO MY REFINED TASTES!!"

"maybe if I whinny into this small device she's always sticking in my face, maybe somebody will come rescue me? Or at least buy me a halter that fits?!?"

"This is such an embarrassment - must hide my head in shame!!"
"Oooh but damn it smells good in here!"
("Grazing is so plebeian anyway....")
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29 comments:

  1. EventingSaddlebredStyleMay 24, 2016 at 4:02 AM

    Haha! Poor Iz. Life is so rough.

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  2. redheadlinsMay 24, 2016 at 5:13 AM

    lol way to keep the laughs rolling!

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    1. emmaMay 24, 2016 at 9:02 AM

      ha yea... sometimes laughter is really the best choice...

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    2. AustenMay 24, 2016 at 9:31 AM

      Or burgers with grilled cheeses instead of buns. ;)

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    3. emmaMay 24, 2016 at 10:59 AM

      YASSSS. i still have more in my fridge. need NOW. haha

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  3. kaitlyndznMay 24, 2016 at 5:23 AM

    hehe poor Isabelle...its so rough being her!

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  4. KalinMay 24, 2016 at 5:39 AM

    Lol, poor Isabel!

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  5. UnknownMay 24, 2016 at 5:58 AM

    Izzy and Miles should complain together! LOL

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    1. emmaMay 24, 2016 at 9:04 AM

      haha i suspect she would love that! (secretly tho, bc expressing enjoyment is simply not done)

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  6. MicaylahMay 24, 2016 at 7:40 AM

    Lol oh Iz is so funny

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  7. Purple MeganMay 24, 2016 at 8:42 AM

    HAHA her head in that bag. she always looks so hilariously put upon.

    next time ill bring her some champagne, that might be more to her refined tastes.

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    1. emmaMay 24, 2016 at 9:04 AM

      she is horribly put upon, the tortured soul! and yes - def bring the bubbly next time lol

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  8. The $900 fb ponyMay 24, 2016 at 9:14 AM

    Sad Mare Diary

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    1. emmaMay 24, 2016 at 9:16 AM

      aaaaaaaaand just like that, i feel a series coming on

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    2. The $900 fb ponyMay 24, 2016 at 9:22 AM

      PLEASE do! OMG that would be brilliant.

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    3. emmaMay 24, 2016 at 9:24 AM

      lolz. the ideas. they are happening!

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  9. L.WilliamsMay 24, 2016 at 10:17 AM

    LOL poor Isabel!

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  10. UnknownMay 24, 2016 at 10:53 AM

    Isabel looks in the trash can....wick looks in the trash can......Dan......looks in the trash can......🤔

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    1. emmaMay 24, 2016 at 11:00 AM

      hahaha mayyyyyybe my favorite moment of the weekend.... lolz. monkey see, monkey do!! ;P

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  11. Alli + DinoMay 24, 2016 at 11:23 AM

    It's really disgraceful what Isabel has to put up with!

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  12. CathrynMay 24, 2016 at 11:55 AM

    Bahahah.
    Red mares are the best.

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  13. AnonymousMay 26, 2016 at 12:47 PM

    Poor suffering Isabel!

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