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Monday, April 25, 2016

menacing monday monster

We got a new lesson pony recently. Guys. He is TERRIFYING.

 
Seriously. BEWARE.

 
 This is Rocky. He is taking no prisoners.

 
I'm honestly not sure what to do about this problem. And so I'm farming it out to you on this dreary foggy nasty morning (I'm currently on the road in the midwest... so at least there's some distance between me and this monster. I'm safe... for NOW).

 
But seriously you guys. I'm actually a little scared to go back to the barn. What should I do? How would you handle something as dangerous and terrifying as this..... creature?!?
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25 comments:

  1. EventingSaddlebredStyleApril 25, 2016 at 8:39 AM

    OMG he is like a baby version of a new lesson pony my barn just got!!!!

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  2. EquiNoviceApril 25, 2016 at 8:39 AM

    OMGGGGGG he is DARLING!! I would handle it with never ending nose kisses.

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  3. FigureApril 25, 2016 at 8:53 AM

    I will come take it off your hands. Problem solved! Just load it up in the first trailer and send to California, stat.

    Awwwwwww.

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  4. SprinklerBanditApril 25, 2016 at 9:25 AM

    I WANT HIM OMGGGGGGG

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  5. CathrynApril 25, 2016 at 9:58 AM

    SQUEE. SEND HIM TO ME.

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  6. Heather - The Graduated EquestrianApril 25, 2016 at 10:27 AM

    So cute I almost exploded all over my desk. Neeeeeeed.

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  7. Olivia @ DIY Horse OwnershipApril 25, 2016 at 10:35 AM

    I think you should buy him. That'd conquer your fear.

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  8. KCApril 25, 2016 at 10:40 AM

    Ahhhhh, he's SO CUTE! You can send him to me- that way you won't be in anymore danger. You're welcome.

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  9. The $900 fb ponyApril 25, 2016 at 11:04 AM

    The fact that he's so ridiculously cute probably means that he actually IS going to kill someone. It's always the cute ones...

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    1. SusanApril 25, 2016 at 12:01 PM

      Ha, yes, a pony that cute has *got* to be up to no good!

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  10. redheadlinsApril 25, 2016 at 11:11 AM

    I'm.Going.To.Steal.Him

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  11. AnonymousApril 25, 2016 at 11:45 AM

    So I'm in the market for a monster such as this....just saying :P You can hand him off at Rolex, and then he can live in my backyard and cuddle with me forever!!

    -Got carried away there.

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  12. UnknownApril 25, 2016 at 12:16 PM

    Ummm..Haflinger girl over here, will take scary pony...*waves* ;)

    DETAILS PLEASE!!! The Haffy Nerd in me wants to know bloodlines and all info so she can geek out to her heart's content!!

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  13. Alli + DinoApril 25, 2016 at 12:20 PM

    CLEARLY the answer is to send him to Pennsylvania. Duh.

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  14. ShaunaApril 25, 2016 at 12:28 PM

    OMG. THE CUTENESS. IT'S DEADLY.

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  15. MSherfeseeApril 25, 2016 at 12:39 PM

    Oh my... I just want to rub his fuzzy ears.

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  16. L.WilliamsApril 25, 2016 at 2:13 PM

    Uhm.... sooooo cuteeee

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  17. KateApril 25, 2016 at 2:59 PM

    Hahahaha what if you actually were afraid of this pony and all of us were exclaiming about how cute he is and you were actually hoping we had good advice for getting over your fear of this horse

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  18. MostlyHarmlessApril 25, 2016 at 7:25 PM

    I mean....nose kisses? I feel like nose kisses are the only possible answer to conquering the menace

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  19. kaitlyndznApril 25, 2016 at 8:55 PM

    see this is how ponies work...they lure you in with their absurd cuteness and make you think they are all cuddly and what not but then satan lets loose once you sit on them and the full wrath comes crashing down...

    haha in all seriousness love this guy!! He did so well in a jump lesson with B! So game!

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  20. MeganApril 26, 2016 at 11:25 AM

    The only way to survive that particular monster is to come prepared with treats. Lots of treats. I know from personal experience. :)

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  21. UnknownApril 27, 2016 at 6:36 AM

    Sqqqqqquuuueee! Better allot yourself and extra 30 minutes for snuggling and stuffing his face full of cookies!

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  22. MicaylahApril 28, 2016 at 11:16 AM

    AH! I WANT HIM

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  23. AnonymousApril 29, 2016 at 5:47 AM

    OMG! Never stop squishing that nose. So cute!!!

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  24. AoifeMay 23, 2016 at 11:33 PM

    I'm so far behind in my blog reading but this guy is 100% dangerously adorably cute!!!

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